Thursday, 9 April 2009

EXCLUSIVE! Tony Blair sees the light!

The previous P.M. of the U.K. has been seen promoting 'The British National Party' for the European Elections to be held on the 4th of June 2009.

This exclusive news came to light after it was discovered that the cover of 'Foreign Policy' magazine had to be changed at the last minute before publication due to the image being classed as 'racists'.

A Labour M.P. told us 'A picture of a white Englishman holding a sign promoting the British National Party could potentially lead to every non white person on the planet spontaneously combusting and would then cause the Earths magnetic poles to shift resulting in the destruction of the universe, we therefore had to insist this cover was replaced due to health and safety reasons.'

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